Wednesday, August 09, 2006

It Feels Like World War II to Me...

Talking of that consummate bag of shite, old Reidy has been playing up the terrorist threat. During a speech to think-tanks Demos, the clown claimed that:

We are probably in the most sustained period of severe threat since the end of World War II,

before squirting a journalist with a large 5 inch water squirt flower (£2.49 from the Joke Shop) and shouting 'wibble'. Ok, so I made that last bit up, but you have to admit, it is plausable. The great big clown.

There are so many questions I would like to throw at the red nosed twat I don't know where to start. I'll will give it a bash though.

  1. When did this 'period' start? Was it after the Iraq war?
  2. Are you just talking up the threat to focus our minds on one enemy? Thus ensuring that we live in a state of permanent fear.
  3. Is this an attempt to destroy our fundamental rights and freedoms?
  4. Did you claim for the squirty flower on expenses?

If there is a threat, which I sincerely doubt, then you are partly responsible. Your government said that the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq would make us 'safer'. The reality is very different. I can't remember a Home Secretary making such claims before the Iraq war. Therefore, things have become more dangerous during your time in government and so you must be at least partly responsible. I would suggest condemning the action in Lebanon rather more forcefully would be a start. Instead of toadying up to Bush Corp. Still, the squirty flower was funny. Twat.

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