Bono - Just Another Rich Tax Dodger

Not content with churning out utter garbage, U2 have decided to keep as much money as possible from their tours. They have decided to move part of their business to Amsterdam, making a significant tax saving. So, while Bono campaigns to end world poverty, he behaves in much the same way as the Satanic business leaders who use ever more ingenious ways to avoid paying tax. Way to go Bono, you truly are the sucker of Satan's dick.