Happy Birthday Mad Mel!

I understand that it was Mad Mel's birthday a couple of days back and I would just like to take this opportunity to wish her a very happy birthday. Yes, I know I have not exactly held back in attacking the poor old love, but I would like to put that to one side as she celebrates her birthday. In the spirit of the occasion, I have even bought her a little present:

Yes, that's right, a one-way ticket to Australia to be with her beloved 'wizard of Oz'. Here's hoping she fucks off at the earliest opportunity.