Thursday, March 15, 2007

Terrorists With Bells On

Shocking news from the This is London website. It would appear that the terrorist 'mastermind', Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, has revealed the full extent of his dastardly plan to bring down the West. According to their headline:

Al Qaeda chief admits plot to blow up Big Ben.
That's right, his fiendishly clever terror campaign involved the destruction of a 15 ton bell. One can only begin to imagine the widespread disruption this would have caused. Millions of people all over the capital would have been affected, due to the inability to correctly tell the time. There has, as yet, been no confirmation from the security services that they have placed the bell under armed guard as a result of this stunning revelation. One can only wonder how long it will be before they plan an attack on the Angel of the North.